1. [asdfasdfasdf]
It means not being able to express things or just me dying inside XD
2. [Pie and Tea]
It's a joke from an RP, where I RPed as UF Serafina, and she didnt have much to do, and would always make pie and tea for toriel... but like... ALOT of the time... so lmao XD it means nothing better to do.
3. [Dying in a fire at the speed of light]
It's a parody I made of the sonic theme song. You knoww how sonic goes 'Rolling around at the speed of sound.' I go 'Dying in a fire at the speed of light~!'
4. [YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT!!!]
Its a school inside joke between me and my friend, where I pulled out my tablet to draw. And the teacher turns to me and shouts 'CHRISTINA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TABLET OUT?! YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT!!!' The contract being the contact for the school tablet... lol....
5. [Dadster CANON]
Lol I just make a lot of inside jokes of the Over protective Dadster of sera X3
6. [Baku Baku Nyah Nyah]
So I spent most of my time in DR, singing this song. Over. and over, and over again in DR. And I got it stuck in my WHOLE families head... lol especially my mom X3
[Link]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1AEsy…7. [HARDCORE whiskey tonic]
So our class has a decoration style, where it has this little bottle that kinda looks like hardcore whiskey.... but its a tonic,.. XD
8. [Free shipping]
So me and my friend were joking about the contract. And I said. 'It also includes FREE BOYFRIEND SHIPPING on Amazon Prime. [cloths not included]' And she died. I was like' Welp!!! Time to go buy some cloths for bae!
9. [My mobile home]
My book bag irl. Is a legit HUGE office bag.... It's like a mobile home moving through the school halls....
10. [Digital murder]
My friend and I were joking about UnderTale and DHMIS. And I was like 'PFFFT WHO NEEDS DIGITAL DANCING?! WE HAVE DIGITAL M U R D E R . . .' and we both giggled XD
11. [Savage]
I got to school late, entered class, leaving the door open. And left my book bag in the desk hallway... and my Bestie called it all. And called me a savage. XD
12. [Birthday boner card]
So it was my bestie's birthday, And I decided to make her and UnderTale temed care. (Down below) And I made a joke. and my friend had eaten about 6 donuts and 2 cupcakes. And she said. 'If my mom see's this card, she'll kill me. Unless diabetes gets to me first.' And I started snorting and laughing hard. Welp, herei s the card.
Hey.... Birthday friend..... I'm sorry that I couldn't do better for yuor card... It sucks. You probably deserved better but.... It was the best I could do back then.... So I'm sorry....
13. [I like mangooes]
This is more of my friends inside joke, and she shared it with me.
So she was in class, and the smell of food came from the vents. And out of nowhere, one kid said this is a very funny way. 'I like mangooes' And everyone died XD.
14. [The raisin jar]
So when me and my friend talk over the phone. She'd make puns. So I would throw the phone into a jar of chocolate covered raisins I had and moved it around to make noise. XD
15. [Low Self esteem]
I have no self esteem. And my friends know this. and I have this one friend, who one day grabbed the note book that I was drawing in, after I said that it sucked ass, and she slapped me across the head with it...
XD
16. [The dark side]
Everytime I make a pun infront of my friend. She says 'Welcome to the dark siiide' And dear god. XD Hateme
17. [Sip]
Me and my friend Lolyou230 play this game called survive the natural disasters. And we basically sit around and sip tea and say, 'A nice day out isn't it? It's a bit windy though...' and there is a tornado, while everyone else is laughing and running around. X3
18. [Gaster's favorite subject]
So when we get to Science class, we always say something about Gaster and make jokes of him... XD
19. [Larry...]
When I draw Gaster, I sometimes put this little :3 face on his forehead... Just for giggles and f*cks. It started when my friend once put it there, and it made me giggle, so we named him larry. :3
20. [Hershy's milkshake]
Me and my friend are at school, and I sat down in science class. And she asks me the weirdest thing. 'Hey. Don't you just love it, when you look down, and there is a Hershy's Milkshake..?'
And I was confused. So I look under my desk, and there is just a random milkshake bottle there. And I died XD. She said it so calmly...
21. [The other side]
So. In 7th grade. I don't know what got into me. But I went to visit the first grade teacher, My favorite teacher. and for some reason, my 'sane' mind tells me to run in SCREAMING 'Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiide!!!'.
And when I do, all the kids sang along with me. I visited often.. And since that day, I shall be forever known to them as, The other side. It's like my new name XD. And they are my children of the corn...
22. [Triggered]
So, me and my friend were in the only silent place in my school. The bathroom. And a little girl walks in, and when she is about to leave, she looks at me, and says. 'HEY! ISNT THAT FRISK?!'
And I'm like 'Yeah.' And my friend is just watching. And then out of no where the little girl says 'I DON'T LIKE SANS.' And my friend gets dead serious, and asks 'Why not...' And I accidently said 'Triggered much?'
And my friend tried too hard not to laugh. 'OH I LIKE CHAIRA MORE.' And I internally Wheezed. CHAIRa? X3 ok den XD
23. [It's Chyaboi. Glittery weiner]
So me and my friend are walking up the stairs. And you know when you walk up stairs, that the person in front of you has their butt in your face. So me and my friend start laughing at this. So when we get into class, she grabs me by the sleeve of my jacket. And if you know me, I don't give a crap. I have stopped caring about the reasons she grabs my sleeve XD. So she acts like she is gonna throw my hand at a boys butt. And when she does act it out, the sleeve slips out of her hand, and my hand lightly taps the guys butt. And so I just smirked, pointed to her, and said "She threw my hand at your ass.... Have a nice day." And with that I walked off to my desk. My friend ran through the desks, and jumped over one, because the guy was messing around, and tried to hug her. But she ran anyways, so then he hugged me. And I just wanted him to
not do that. I kind of just froze up and sunk back into my chair. and he just said "See?
She let's me hug her." Ahahahah.
Anyways, we started talking later on, and I said "Imagine if he had turned around when you threw my hand." And we started giggling, and she said "You would've hit him in the Chyaboi." And I agreed. So then our topic moved onto a poster she was making me with SwapFell Gaster in it. So she mentions she might put glitter in Serafina's hair. and I said "Wow that's a lot of glitter." And she then agreed. And I was like "God, that's so much glitter. Why not add some on SF's chyaboi while you're at it >:T."
And then I broke into laughter for some reason. Because that was fucking hilarious the first time. Like. Oh my god, I couldn't breath. I had pains and cramps in my stomach. and I got a nosebleed. that's how funny it was.... XD
24. [Daaaaaamn]
Don't even ask... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I basically walked into class when they were playing the outsiders movie, and then the shirtless guy came out. and I involuntarily said "Daaaaaamn." And my friend started dying XD.
25. [Hard Eggs]
So we were reading the book the outsiders. And in the book there is this one part where he describes the breakfest. He says, and I quote. "Sodapop likes his eggs with jelly. Darry likes them in a sandwhich with bacon and tomato. I like my eggs hard." And My friend started giggling, and I was trying so hard not to giggle. Because he likes them eggs haaard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) TvT killme.
By the way, when I say "Friend" I am always referring to the same friend irl. Because I have no other friends irl. If I mention a name/username, it's cus they are an online friend. But that one friend irl doesn't want their name to be mentioned, so I say "Friend".
26. [Haram
bae]
HARAMBAE IS GOD AND LIFE ASDFASDFASDF jkjk. We were just being silly. Harambabe. XD
27. [National Allahu Akbar day]
Just me and my friend saying allahu akbar randomly, for no reason XD. Just making memes and such.
28. [National Trigger day]
The one day where everyone tries to trigger each other. and by each other, I mean me.
29. [Mi nyoy mihoy nyoy]
DOODLE BOB IS GOD. PRRAISE HIM. jk again
Just another thing we like to say a lot.
30. [Dat hood]
My friend and I, and a boy in our class, have a joke. Where it's like, we pull up our hood, and say that this is the hood club.
31. [PRAISE THE GOOP GODS]
So on DISCORD, me and my friends have a joke, where we made this separate channel to praise Gaster's of all Au's and kinds. And by praise, I mean we just post a lot of memes, or songs, or vines about him. Or our drawings. Eheheheh. Discord is fun. NOW PRRRRRAAISE THEM. PRAAAAAIISE.
32. [Squidward Tort-My-Leenies]
I accidently said that instead Of Squiidward Tortalini
33. [Shawangawanga]
Idk.
(More shall be added later...)